“Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher said, It was like trying to hold 35 corks under water at the same time.
“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.
“The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
“The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
“I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop.
“The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
“Eloquence is the essential thing in a speech, not information.
“I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
“In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
“Go and surprise the whole country by doing something right.
United States writer and humorist best known for his novels about Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn (1835-1910)
“Houston, we have a problem.
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