“Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please
“I am an old man and have a great many troubles, But most of them never happened.
“His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere.
“The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
“We owe a deep debt of gratitude to Adam, the first great benefactor of the human race: he brought death into the world.
“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
“The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
“I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and add no translation. When I am the reader, and the other considers me able to do the translating myself, he pays me the quite a nice compliment-- but if he would do the translating for me I would try to get along without the compliment. (A Tramp Abroad,1880)
United States writer and humorist best known for his novels about Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn (1835-1910)
“You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here.
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