United States drama critic and journalist (1887-1943)

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All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained by some of your grosser reminiscences.
The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it.
There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.

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