William B. "Bill" Watterson II (born July 5, 1958), is an American cartoonist and the author of the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes cartoon series

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Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. - Calvin
I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal.
I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
My life needs a rewinderase button. - Calvin
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles - Calvin
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em'
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous - Calvin

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