Bill Watterson

William B. "Bill" Watterson II (born July 5, 1958), is an American cartoonist and the author of the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes cartoon series

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Careful. We don't want to learn from this.Rate it:
I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.Rate it:
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.Rate it:
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. - CalvinRate it:
I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal.Rate it:
I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.Rate it:
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.Rate it:
My life needs a rewinderase button. - CalvinRate it:
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.Rate it:
Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles - CalvinRate it:
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.Rate it:
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.Rate it:
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.Rate it:
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em'Rate it:
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous - CalvinRate it:

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