Helen Rowland

Helen Rowland (1875-1950) was a very quotable American journalist and humorist

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A bachelor never quite gets ove the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.
A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature --- and another woman to help him forget them.
Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin, except to be there when he doesn't want her.
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son -- and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

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