Jay Leno

James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno (born April 28, 1950) is an Emmy Award-winning American stand-up comedian and television host, who succeeded Johnny Carson as host of The Tonight Show in 1992. Leno will continue to host The Tonight Show until May 29, 2009; Late Night host Conan O'Brien is his scheduled successor. Beginning that fall, he will have a primetime talk show, tentatively titled The Jay Leno Show on NBC

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A new medical study reports that men who eat ten pizzas a week are less likely to develop prostate problems at age 50. That's because they are usually dead by age 40.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people they're just acquaintances.
Here's something to think about How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'
How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite goodMaybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
It is said that life begins when the fetus can exist apart from its mother. By this definition, many people in Hollywood are legally dead.
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice.
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
Your preoccupation should be on doing what you do as well as you can. What your co-workers say about you, what your opponent is doing -- that doesn't matter.

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