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Lily Tomlin

Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin (born September 1, 1939) is an American actress, comedian, writer and producer who has won several Tony Awards and Emmy Awards, plus a Grammy Award

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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

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If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?

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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

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Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working Americans. It is the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

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No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.

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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

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Reality is the crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

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Thank God kids never mean well

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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

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We are all in this together, by ourselves.

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We're all in this alone.

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Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?

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Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet

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