Duke of Edinburgh, married to Queen Elizabeth II of England, famous for his embarrassing, yet sometimes funny quotes

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Brazilians live there. (on the key problems facing Brazil)
Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf. (to a group of deaf children standing next to a Jamaican steel drum band in Wales)
Do you still throw spears at each other? (to Australian Aborigines during a visit to Queensland)
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test? (to a driving instructor in Scotland)
I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing. (during a speech)
If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested. (on his daughter, Princess Anne)
If it had got four legs and is not a chair, if it has two wings and it flies, but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it. (commenting on Chinese eating habits at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund coference)
If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed. (on a state visit to China)
It looks as if it was put in by an Indian. (looking at an old-fashioned fuse box while on a factory tour near Edinburgh)
The bastards murdered half my family. (on being asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union)
The best thing to do with a degree is to forget it. (at the University of Salford)
What do you gargle with? Pebbles? (to singer Tom Jones after a 1969 Royal Variety performance)
You look as if you're ready for bed. (to the Nigerian President, who was dressed in traditional robes)

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