Sam Levenson (December 28, 1911-August 27, 1980) was an American humorist, writer, television host and journalist

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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button.
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

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