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Tom Zegan

Certified Hypnotherapist

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"I asked God if He could hear me . . . He said "No".
"I know what it takes to become a millionaire . . . a million bucks!
A few years ago I made a New Years Resolution never to make another New Years Resolution again and so far it's the only one that I have actually kept.
A Soulution to Rubik's Cube is not a series of individual good guesses, each surmounting move has twelve to one odds against success. It is a series of perplexed movements or algorithms that form a coherent method of returning back to it's original (correct) state.
All things happen for a reason . . . even No Reason is still a reason.
Character is something you do when no one else is watching.
Cultural Values Determine Behavior
Does anyone know when they are going to come out with the new Mayan Calender?
Don't forget to take life one day at a time because if you miss a day or two it's called being in a coma.
Ed Hardy called . . . he wants his clothes back!
Even unconditional love has its conditions.
Everybody wants to go to heaven . . . nobody wants to die!
Everybody who sets out to prove that God exists succeeds and everybody who sets out to prove that God does not exist also succeeds.
Everyone's personality is a manifestation of their combined past experiences. If you are able to observe and interpret someone's behavior, you will eventually be able to predict that person's behavior as well.
Excuse me, but can you be a little more vague?
FYI: There's no such place as Carmen, San Diego.
Heaven called . . . we're a match!
Humans are the only creatures that have the ability to forgive.
I came into this world with nothing and not much has changed.
I don't believe in reincarnation, but then again I didn't believe in it last time either.
I don't have alzheimer's, . . . I have sometimers!
I found that life will go on pretty much with or with out you.
I had an out a body experience once and when I returned someone else was there.
I heard of a guy who had a heart attack and died when he realized that he had just won the Lottery! What are the odds of that?
I just finished my first book . . . I enjoyed it so much I'm thinking about reading another one.
I love my kids to death . . . so far it's not working.
I might not be a Nobel Peace Prize winner but I know that the opposite of love is not indifference, it's hate. Indifference would be the fulcrum (center point) between love and hate. To think otherwise is ludicrous.
I once had a memory pillow, but I forgot where I put it!
I use to put ant poison on my front lawn but I actually found that putting sugar on my neighbor's lawn works just as well.
I used to date homeless chicks, they weren't very picky and at the end of the date you could just drop them off at any corner.
I went to the Hollywood Bowl last night . . . I bowled a 126.
I wish I had a million dollars for every time I wished I had a million dollars.
I'd be a Vegetarian if I didn't have to give up eating meat.
I'm making some changes in my life. If your don't hear back from me, you're one of them.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of landing.
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.
I'm thinking of a number between One and Infinity.
I'm working on my second million . . . I gave up on my first.
If Gillette put a One after it's name it would be Gillette One.
If I wasn't here right now, I'd be somewhere else.
If you can't think of the right word to say, make one up.
If you want to know something, ask my kids. They think they know everything.
In case you hadn't heard, I'm winning the human race.
It's a Recession if it's happening to other people, it's a Depression if it's happening to you!
It's never to late to do the right thing.
It's not what you know, it's what they think you know.
It's your story, run with it
Its only deep if you're short.
Its time for someone to stand up and say "Stop spending all our hard earned tax dollars".
Just because you believe something is true doesn't automatically make it true.
Just think, if I was born one day earlier I would have written this yesterday.
Life isn't always fair . . . but it's sure fairer than death!
Life isn't always the way it's suppose to be, it's the way it is.
Love makes the world go round but money pays for the trip.
Money is the consolidation and storage of energy
Money talks . . . It says you're cheap.
My ex-wife thought that the grass was greener on the other side . . . so now she's mowing someone else's lawn.
My Favorite kind of animal is a stuffed one.
My name translated into Chinese is "Hy Yu"
Never Drink and Drive . . . you might spill.
New and Improved actually means that the Old Stuff actually Sucked!
Once I had a dog that died of lead poisoning . . . I shot him in the head.
Once I had a dream that I was sleeping.
One man's trash ends up another man's wife.
One time a waitress asked me how I wanted my eggs, I said "Cooked"
Remember what I told you to forget?
Sex is only 10% of a Good Marriage but it's 90% of a Bad One.
Some kids wanted to be Firemen when they were growing up . . . I wanted to be a Fire Truck!
Someone, somewhere right now is thinking about You!
Strangers have the best candy.
The average person believes that they are better than the average person.
The only faith that really matters is the one that you believe in.
The only way that I can see America ever becoming a strong nation again is to stop being a debtor nation and to begin spending less than is taxed on it's people.
The President didn't vote for me so I'm not voting for him either.
The solution of a Rubik's Cube is not a series of individual good guesses, each surmounting move has twelve to one odds against success. It is a series of perplexed movements or algorithms that form a coherent method of returning back to it's original (correct) state.
There are two reasons why a person does something, one that sounds good and the real one.
There are two things I hate . . . No Three. Haters, Haters & Haters!
There is no more powerful form of rejection than taking someone for granted.
There's nothing better than to have a mate that actually likes you let alone loves you.
They say keep looking up, things could get worse. So I kept looking up and sure enough things got worse.
Time is the measurement of the rotation of the Earths Surface around the Circumference of it's Axis
Today's not my day . . . tomorrows not looking any better.
Translogic: A comment or statement that sounds logical and makes sense at the time it is said but when later closely examined it actually makes no sense at all.
Two wrongs don't make a right but Three lefts do.
We are all Strangers . . . Some of us are just Stranger than others.
We only fear what we don't know, if we knew everything we would have no fear.
What you do with your hands you mess up with your feet.
What's the first thing you ask for when you spill a drink? That's right, another drink!
Whats right isn't always popular and whats popular isn't always right.
When I die I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread out over a soccer field so that the kids can kick my ash.
When I was young my Dad told me that Alcohol kills thousands of brain cells and he said, son . . . you're not the smartest kid in your class!
When people try to bring you down they are only trying to bring you to their level.
Whoever said "Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all" was an idiot!
Why walk to work when you can take your lunch?
Why when you have 31 Flavors stick with Rock Road?
Wisdom is using knowledge through God's perspective.
Woke up this morning. CHECK
You are not truly rich until you have something that money can't buy.
You don't have to motivate passion, unless you're married

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