- A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope »
- I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap. Bob Hope »
- I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money. Bob Hope »
- If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. Bob Hope »
- If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Bob Hope »
- People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope »
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