Dorothy Parker Quotes

Bookmark

Search for Quotes:

Browse Alphabetically:

Random Quote

Dorothy Parker Quotes

	Author favorited 1 time
	«click to add your vote»

Famous Dorothy Parker Quotations

United States writer noted for her sharp wit (1893-1967)

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. Dorothy Parker »
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it. Dorothy Parker »
I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things. Dorothy Parker »
I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more. Dorothy Parker »
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised. Dorothy Parker »
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. Dorothy Parker »
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses. Dorothy Parker »
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea And love is a thing that can never go wrong And I am Marie of Roumania. Dorothy Parker »
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. Dorothy Parker »
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves. Dorothy Parker »
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment. Dorothy Parker »
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires. Dorothy Parker »
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. Dorothy Parker »
They sicken of the calm that know the storm. Dorothy Parker »
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. Dorothy Parker »

Search for Dorothy Parker on