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Doug Larson wrote a daily column for the Green Bay Press-Gazette and a weekly column for the Door County Advocate

A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten. Doug Larson »
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. Doug Larson »
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. Doug Larson »
An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true. Doug Larson »
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. Doug Larson »
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson »
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Doug Larson »
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson »
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. Doug Larson »
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. Doug Larson »
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson »
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Doug Larson »
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible. Doug Larson »
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. Doug Larson »
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. Doug Larson »
The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other choice. Doug Larson »
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. Doug Larson »
There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4 AM. It could be the right number. Doug Larson »
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living. Doug Larson »

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