- At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
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- I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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- My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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- People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"
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- Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
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