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Gary Edward "Garrison" Keillor (born August 7, 1942) is an American author, storyteller, humorist, columnist, musician, satirist, and radio personality. He is known as host of the Minnesota Public Radio show A Prairie Home Companion (also known as Garrison Keillor's Radio Show on Britain's BBC 7, as well as on Australia's ABC and in Ireland)

God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor »
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. Garrison Keillor »
It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. Garrison Keillor »
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known. Garrison Keillor »
To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich. Garrison Keillor »

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