- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. George »
- May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. George »
- People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward 'I'm such a klutz' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver. George »
- Some people see things that are and ask, Why Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ... George »
- There's a moment coming. It's not here yet. It's still on the way. It's in the future. It hasn't arrived. Here it comes. Here it is It's gone. George »
- There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. George »
- Wouldn't it be weird if the only way people could die was that their heads suddenly exploded without warning If there was simply no other cause of death One day you'd be sitting there having a hot chocolate, and suddenly your head would explode. George »
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