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Famous George Burns Quotations

United States comedian and film actor (1896-1996)

Age to me means nothing. I can't get old I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age. George Burns »
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns »
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out -- and you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot. George Burns »
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns »
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns »
I get a standing ovation jaust standing. George Burns »
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. George Burns »
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. George Burns »
I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate. George Burns »
I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left. George Burns »
Nice to be here At my age it's nice to be anywhere. George Burns »
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. George Burns »
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. George Burns »
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. George Burns »
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. George Burns »

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