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George Carlin Quotes
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Famous George Carlin Quotations
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George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian. He was also an actor and author, and won four Grammy Awards for his comedy albums
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- As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything. George Carlin »
- Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. George Carlin »
- I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. George Carlin »
- I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. George Carlin »
- I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. George Carlin »
- Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. George Carlin »
- Weather forecast for tonight dark. George Carlin »
- Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight They never mention that part to us, do they George Carlin »
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