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Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (October 2, 1890 - August 19, 1977), was an American comedian and film star

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx »
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. Groucho Marx »
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. Groucho Marx »
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. Groucho Marx »
Go, and never darken my towels again. Groucho Marx »
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx »
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. Groucho Marx »
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. Groucho Marx »
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. Groucho Marx »
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Groucho Marx »
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx »
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. Groucho Marx »
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. Groucho Marx »
Women should be obscene and not heard. Groucho Marx »

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