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Happy During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records most time spent in the penalty box and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. Happy Gilmore »
Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass. Happy Gilmore »
Happy I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive. Happy Gilmore »
Happy If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass. Happy Gilmore »
Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball. Happy Gilmore »
Happy The price is wrong, bitch. Happy Gilmore »
Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact. Happy Gilmore »
Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma. Happy Gilmore »

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