Helen Rowland (1875-1950) was a very quotable American journalist and humorist

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A bachelor never quite gets ove the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature --- and another woman to help him forget them.
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

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