Helen Rowland

Helen Rowland (1875-1950) was a very quotable American journalist and humorist

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A bachelor never quite gets ove the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.Rate it:
A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.Rate it:
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.Rate it:
Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin, except to be there when he doesn't want her.Rate it:
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.Rate it:
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.Rate it:
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.Rate it:
Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.Rate it:
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature --- and another woman to help him forget them.Rate it:
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.Rate it:
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son -- and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.Rate it:
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.Rate it:
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.Rate it:
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.Rate it:
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.Rate it:
No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.Rate it:
One man's folly is another man's wife.Rate it:
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.Rate it:
The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.Rate it:
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.Rate it:
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.Rate it:
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.Rate it:

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