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Famous Jack Benny Quotations
United States comedian known for his timeing and delivery and self-effacing humor (1894-1974)
A
scout
troop
consists of
twelve
little
kids dressed
like
schmucks
following
a big
schmuck
dressed
like
a
kid
.
Jack Benny
»
Growing
old is a
case
of
mind
over
matter
. If you don't mind, it doesn't
matter
.
Jack Benny
»
I don't deserve this award, but I
have
arthritis
and I don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny
»
My
wife
Mary
and I
have
been
married
for forty-seven
years
and not once
have
we had an
argument
serious
enough
to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Jack Benny
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