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Famous Jack Benny Quotations

United States comedian known for his timeing and delivery and self-effacing humor (1894-1974)

  • A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. Jack Benny »
  • Growing old is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Jack Benny »
  • I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. Jack Benny »
  • My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. Jack Benny »


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