Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr (July 10, 1922 -January 5, 2003) was an American author and playwright

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I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want --an adorable pancreas?Rate it:
You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.Rate it:
A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.Rate it:
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start looking very carefully to the right and left.Rate it:
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.Rate it:
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.Rate it:
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.Rate it:
Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent.Rate it:
I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.Rate it:
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.Rate it:
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.Rate it:
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreasRate it:
If you can keep your head about you when all about you are losing theirs, its just possible you haven't grasped the situation.Rate it:
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.Rate it:
Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye.Rate it:
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.Rate it:
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he _becomes_ polite.Rate it:
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.Rate it:
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.Rate it:
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.Rate it:
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.Rate it:

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