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Famous Jonathan Swift Quotations

an English satirist born in Ireland (1667-1745)

  • A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. Jonathan Swift »
  • Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan Swift »
  • Argument is the worst sort of conversation. Jonathan Swift »
  • As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense. Jonathan Swift »
  • Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent. Jonathan Swift »
  • Faith he must make his stories shorter Or change his comrades once a quarter. Jonathan Swift »
  • Fine words! I wonder where you stole them. Jonathan Swift »
  • Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived. Jonathan Swift »
  • He was a bold man that first ate an oyster. Jonathan Swift »
  • How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not so much as take warning Jonathan Swift »
  • I row after health like a waterman... Jonathan Swift »
  • I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. Jonathan Swift »
  • It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by Providence as an evil to mankind. Jonathan Swift »
  • It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of. Jonathan Swift »
  • It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into. Jonathan Swift »
  • May you live all the days of your life. Jonathan Swift »
  • May you live every day of your life. Jonathan Swift »
  • No wise man ever wished to be younger. Jonathan Swift »
  • Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want. Jonathan Swift »
  • One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid. Jonathan Swift »
  • Some people take more care to hide their wisdom than their folly. Jonathan Swift »
  • The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes. Jonathan Swift »
  • We have enough religion to hate each other, but not enough to love each other. Jonathan Swift »
  • We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love on another. Jonathan Swift »
  • We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love, one another. Jonathan Swift »
  • When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in confederacy against him. Jonathan Swift »
  • When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. Jonathan Swift »
  • When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. Jonathan Swift »


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