Lily Tomlin

Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin (born September 1, 1939) is an American actress, comedian, writer and producer who has won several Tony Awards and Emmy Awards, plus a Grammy Award

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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.Rate it:
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.Rate it:
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?Rate it:
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?Rate it:
If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?Rate it:
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.Rate it:
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.Rate it:
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working Americans. It is the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.Rate it:
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.Rate it:
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.Rate it:
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.Rate it:
Reality is the crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.Rate it:
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.Rate it:
Thank God kids never mean wellRate it:
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.Rate it:
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.Rate it:
We are all in this together, by ourselves.Rate it:
We're all in this alone.Rate it:
Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?Rate it:
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feetRate it:

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