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Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin (born September 1, 1939) is an American actress, comedian, writer and producer who has won several Tony Awards and Emmy Awards, plus a Grammy Award

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin »
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? Lily Tomlin »
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin »
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. Lily Tomlin »
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. Lily Tomlin »
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Lily Tomlin »
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. Lily Tomlin »
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. Lily Tomlin »
Thank God kids never mean well Lily Tomlin »
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin »
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. Lily Tomlin »
We're all in this alone. Lily Tomlin »
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet Lily Tomlin »

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