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Matthew Abram Groening (pronounced /-?reen-?/ GRAY-ning) (born February 15, 1954 in Portland, Oregon) is an American cartoonist, screenwriter and producer, best known as the creator of The Simpsons, Futurama and Life in Hell. Groening distributed Life in Hell in the book corner of Licorice Pizza, a record store in which he worked. He made his first professional cartoon sale to the avant-garde Wet magazine in 1978. The cartoon is still carried in 250 weekly newspapers

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture. Matt Groening »
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Matt Groening »
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Matt Groening »
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. Matt Groening »
Warning signs that lover is bored:
1. Passionless kisses
2. Frequent sighing
3. Moved, left no forwarding address. Matt Groening »

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