- A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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- A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
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- An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.
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- He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.
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- I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
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- If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
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- Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
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- Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
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- Nietsche is Pietsche."
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- Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave When they think that their children are nave.
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- Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
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- People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
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- People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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- Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long.
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- Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
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- Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long.
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- The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher,
Were each of them once a kiddie.
A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature.
Do I want one? God Forbiddie!
Ogden Nash » - To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up.
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- When there are monsters there are miracles.
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