Oscar Levant Quotes

Search for Quotes:

Browse Alphabetically:

Random Quote

Oscar Levant Quotes

	Author favorited 0 times
	«click to add your vote»

Famous Oscar Levant Quotations

Oscar Levant (December 27, 1906 - August 14, 1972) was an American pianist, composer, author, comedian, and actor. He was more famous for his mordant character and witticisms, on the radio and in movies and television, than for his music

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel. Oscar Levant »
Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember. Oscar Levant »
I am no more humble than my talents require. Oscar Levant »
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on. Oscar Levant »
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. Oscar Levant »
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself. Oscar Levant »
I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that keep me walking the floor nights. Oscar Levant »
I knew her before she was a virgin. Oscar Levant »
I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.' Oscar Levant »
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients. Oscar Levant »
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away. Oscar Levant »
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate. Oscar Levant »
So little time and so little to do. Oscar Levant »
So little time, so little to do. Oscar Levant »
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath. Oscar Levant »
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. Oscar Levant »
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. Oscar Levant »
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Oscar Levant »
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. Oscar Levant »
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left. Oscar Levant »
When you give up drinking, you have to deal with that wonderful personality that started you drinking in the first place. Oscar Levant »

Search for Oscar Levant on