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Rita Rudner Quotes
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Famous Rita Rudner Quotations
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Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1953) is an American comedienne, writer and actress
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- Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. Rita Rudner »
- I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. Rita Rudner »
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner »
- I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. Rita Rudner »
- I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. Rita Rudner »
- I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner »
- In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. Rita Rudner »
- Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother's tasted better the day before. Rita Rudner »
- My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. Rita Rudner »
- My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. Rita Rudner »
- Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. Rita Rudner »
- Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. Rita Rudner »
- When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with' Rita Rudner »
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