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Robert Orben Quotes
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Famous Robert Orben Quotations
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Robert Orben (born March 4, 1927) is an American magician and professional comedy writer. He is also an author of books for magicians. He wrote a book called "Speaker's Handbook of Humor"
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- Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben »
- I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. Robert Orben »
- If you can laugh together, you can work together. Robert Orben »
- Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. Robert Orben »
- Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. Robert Orben »
- Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. Robert Orben »
- Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. Robert Orben »
- Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected. Robert Orben »
- Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away. Robert Orben »
- Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral. Robert Orben »
- There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. Robert Orben »
- To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so. Robert Orben »
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