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Robert Orben (born March 4, 1927) is an American magician and professional comedy writer. He is also an author of books for magicians. He wrote a book called "Speaker's Handbook of Humor"

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben »
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. Robert Orben »
If you can laugh together, you can work together. Robert Orben »
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. Robert Orben »
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. Robert Orben »
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. Robert Orben »
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. Robert Orben »
Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected. Robert Orben »
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away. Robert Orben »
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral. Robert Orben »
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. Robert Orben »
To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so. Robert Orben »

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