- A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something.
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- Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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- Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
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- I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
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- I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
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- Lord Ronald said nothing he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
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- Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
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