Tom Zegan

Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist

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I'm making some changes in my life. If you don't hear back from me, you're one of them.Rate it:
Even unconditional love has its conditions.Rate it:
Character is something you do when no one else is watching.Rate it:
Cultural Values Determine BehaviorRate it:
Ed Hardy called . . . he wants his clothes back!Rate it:
I'm working on my second million . . . I gave up on my first.Rate it:
Life isn't always the way it's suppose to be, it's the way it is.Rate it:
Love makes the world go round but money pays for the trip.Rate it:
When I was young my Dad told me that Alcohol kills thousands of brain cells and he said, son . . . you're not the smartest kid in your class!Rate it:
All religions are a scam, except for yours of course.Rate it:
All things happen for a reason . . . even No Reason is still a reason.Rate it:
Don't forget to take life one day at a time because if you miss a day or two it's called being in a coma.Rate it:
Everybody wants to go to heaven . . . nobody wants to die!Rate it:
Excuse me, but can you be a little more vague?Rate it:
Humans are the only creatures that have the ability to forgive.Rate it:
I asked God if He could hear me . . . He said "No".Rate it:
I don't believe in reincarnation, but then again I didn't believe in it last time either.Rate it:
I use to put ant poison on my front lawn but I actually found that putting sugar on my neighbor's lawn works just as well.Rate it:
I wish I had a million dollars for every time I wished I had a million dollars.Rate it:
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of landing.Rate it:
Once I had a dream that I was sleeping.Rate it:
Sex is only 10% of a Good Marriage but it's 90% of a Bad One.Rate it:
Translogic: A comment or statement that sounds logical and makes sense at the time it is said but when later closely examined it actually makes no sense at all.Rate it:
Why when you have 31 Flavors stick with Rock Road?Rate it:
Sorry, I can't help stupid.Rate it:
Five is a Four letter wordRate it:
A few years ago I made a New Years Resolution never to make another New Years Resolution again and so far it's the only one that I have actually kept.Rate it:
A Soulution to Rubik's Cube is not a series of individual good guesses, each surmounting move has twelve to one odds against success. It is a series of perplexed movements or algorithms that form a coherent method of returning back to it's original (correct) state.Rate it:
After all has been said and done, a lot more will have been said than done.Rate it:
Alright, who's the wise guy who turned the light out at the end of my tunnel?Rate it:
Are you suppose to wear swimming trunks when you are in the car pool lane?Rate it:
Clowns taste funny.Rate it:
Death is the ultimate test of ones faith.Rate it:
Does anyone know when they are going to come out with the new Mayan Calender?Rate it:
Everybody who sets out to prove that God exists succeeds and everybody who sets out to prove that God does not exist also succeeds.Rate it:
Everyone's personality is a manifestation of their combined past experiences. If you are able to observe and interpret someone's behavior, you will eventually be able to predict that person's behavior as well.Rate it:
Four out of Five Dentist think that the Fifth Dentist is an idiot.Rate it:
FYI: There's no such place as Carmen, San Diego.Rate it:
Have you ever used Diet Shampoo before? It's for people with Fat Heads.Rate it:
Heaven called . . . we're a match!Rate it:
I am such a firm believer in the idea of "Free Press" so much that I took my neighbors newspaper off his porch this morning.Rate it:
I came into this world with nothing and not much has changed.Rate it:
I don't have alzheimer's, . . . I have sometimers!Rate it:
I found that life will go on pretty much with or with out you.Rate it:
I had an out a body experience once and when I returned someone else was there.Rate it:
I heard of a guy who had a heart attack and died when he realized that he had just won the Lottery! What are the odds of that?Rate it:
I just finished my first book . . . I enjoyed it so much I'm thinking about reading another one.Rate it:
I know what it takes to become a millionaire . . . a million bucks!Rate it:
I love my kids to death . . . so far it's not working.Rate it:
I might not be a Nobel Peace Prize winner but I know that the opposite of love is not indifference, it's hate. Indifference would be the fulcrum (center point) between love and hate. To think otherwise is ludicrous.Rate it:
I once had a memory pillow, but I forgot where I put it!Rate it:
I owned a mountain cabin once that had hot and cold running water . . . hot in the summer and cold in the winter.Rate it:
I think it's funny how some people can think about eternity but the same people only think that the earth is 6,000 years old.Rate it:
I used to date homeless chicks, they weren't very picky and at the end of the date you could just drop them off at any corner.Rate it:
I went to the Hollywood Bowl last night . . . I bowled a 126.Rate it:
I'd be a Vegetarian if I didn't have to give up eating meat.Rate it:
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.Rate it:
I'm thinking of a number between One and Infinity.Rate it:
I'm thinking of buying an aquarium and filling it up with fish so when I'm bored I can go fishing.Rate it:
If Gillette put a One after it's name it would be Gillette One.Rate it:
If I wasn't here right now, I'd be somewhere else.Rate it:
If you believe that God would be upset with you than maybe you need to change your concept of God.Rate it:
If you believe that the Bible has all the answers maybe you're not asking the right questions.Rate it:
If you can't think of the right word to say, make one up.Rate it:
If you want to know something, ask my kids. They think they know everything.Rate it:
If you want to master something then it's best to learn from a Master.Rate it:
In case you hadn't heard, I'm winning the human race.Rate it:
It's a Recession if it's happening to other people, it's a Depression if it's happening to you!Rate it:
It's never to late to do the right thing.Rate it:
It's not what you know, it's what they think you know.Rate it:
It's your story, run with itRate it:
Its only deep if you're short.Rate it:
Its time for someone to stand up and say "Stop spending all our hard earned tax dollars".Rate it:
Just because you believe something is true doesn't automatically make it true.Rate it:
Just think, if I was born one day earlier I would have written this yesterday.Rate it:
Life isn't always fair . . . but it's sure fairer than death!Rate it:
Life's not fair . . . get over it.Rate it:
Math Problem: What does Three take away Two equal? I can prove that Three take away Two equals Two. Don't believe me? OK, you have Three apples I take away Two apples, how many apples do I have?Rate it:
Money is the consolidation and storage of energyRate it:
Money talks . . . It says you're cheap.Rate it:
Money will trump morals the majority of time.Rate it:
Most people choose appearance over realityRate it:
Most people would rather take the easy road than the high road.Rate it:
My ex-wife thought that the grass was greener on the other side . . . so now she's mowing someone else's lawn.Rate it:
My Favorite kind of animal is a stuffed one.Rate it:
My name translated into Chinese is "Hy Yu"Rate it:
Never Drink and Drive . . . you might spill.Rate it:
Never judge a book by it's cover . . . judge it by it's price.Rate it:
New and Improved actually means that the Old Stuff actually Sucked!Rate it:
Once I had a dog that died of lead poisoning . . . I shot him in the head.Rate it:
One man's trash ends up another man's wife.Rate it:
One time a waitress asked me how I wanted my eggs, I said "Cooked"Rate it:
People who live in Stone Houses shouldn't throw Glass.Rate it:
Personally I don't care to watch a bunch of millionaires throw balls at each other.Rate it:
Question for the Family Feud game show: "Name something that you can't say on TV.Rate it:
Remember what I told you to forget?Rate it:
Since the beginning of time man has done three things when he communicates both in speaking and in the written form. He will Generalize, Omit & Exaggerate.Rate it:
Some kids wanted to be Firemen when they were growing up . . . I wanted to be a Fire Truck!Rate it:
Some people believe that war brings about peace, I believe that peace brings about peace.Rate it:
Some people say that you should fight fire with fire but I say you should fight fire with water.Rate it:
Someone, somewhere right now is thinking about You!Rate it:
Strangers have the best candy.Rate it:
The average person believes that they are better than the average person.Rate it:
The first time I ever did standup a guy yelled out "Down in front.Rate it:
The French, they're so . . . French.Rate it:
The only faith that really matters is the one that you believe in.Rate it:
The only way that I can see America ever becoming a strong nation again is to stop being a debtor nation and to begin spending less than is taxed on it's people.Rate it:
The President didn't vote for me so I'm not voting for him either.Rate it:
The solution of a Rubik's Cube is not a series of individual good guesses, each surmounting move has twelve to one odds against success. It is a series of perplexed movements or algorithms that form a coherent method of returning back to it's original (correct) state.Rate it:
There are two reasons why a person does something, one that sounds good and the real one.Rate it:
There are two things I hate . . . No Three. Haters, Haters & Haters!Rate it:
There are two ways to take over a country. Externally by force or Internally by fiscal collapse.Rate it:
There is a big difference between Assigned Prestige and Achieved Prestige. Assigned Prestige will usually abuse it's power where Achieved Prestige won't.Rate it:
There is no more powerful form of rejection than taking someone for granted.Rate it:
There's no free lunch . . . unless you're an illegal alien.Rate it:
There's nothing better than to have a mate that actually likes you let alone loves you.Rate it:
They say keep looking up, things could get worse. So I kept looking up and sure enough things got worse.Rate it:
This house comes with Hot & Cold running water. Yeah, Hot in the summer and Cold in the winter.Rate it:
Time is the measurement of the rotation of the Earths Surface around the Circumference of it's AxisRate it:
Today's not my day . . . tomorrows not looking any better.Rate it:
Two wrongs don't make a right but Three lefts do.Rate it:
We are all Strangers . . . Some of us are just Stranger than others.Rate it:
We only fear what we don't know, if we knew everything we would have no fear.Rate it:
What you do with your hands you mess up with your feet.Rate it:
What's the first thing you ask for when you spill a drink? That's right, another drink!Rate it:
Whats right isn't always popular and whats popular isn't always right.Rate it:
When I die I want my tomb stone to say "See, I told you I was sick.Rate it:
When I die I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread out over a soccer field so that the kids can kick my ash.Rate it:
When I was in school the closest I had ever been to honor was Yes your Honor and No your Honor.Rate it:
When I was young my parents use to move a lot . . . but I'd always find them.Rate it:
When people try to bring you down they are only trying to bring you to their level.Rate it:
Whoever said "Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all" was an idiot!Rate it:
Why walk to work when you can take your lunch?Rate it:
Wisdom is using knowledge through God's perspective.Rate it:
Woke up this morning. CHECKRate it:
You are not truly rich until you have something that money can't buy.Rate it:
You don't have to motivate passion, unless you're marriedRate it:
You hear preachers say that the prosperity gospel doesn't work but I say that it's worked for the preachers who preach it.Rate it:
You keep using that word "Born Again", I don't think it means what you think it means.Rate it:

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