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Victor Borge ( January 3, 1909 - December 23, 2000) was a Danish-American humorist, entertainer and pianist, affectionately known as the Clown Prince of Denmark and the Great Dane

Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. Victor Borge »
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. Victor Borge »
I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't. Victor Borge »
Laughter is the closest distance between two people. Victor Borge »
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Victor Borge »
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year. Victor Borge »
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. Victor Borge »
The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things. Victor Borge »
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. Victor Borge »

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