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Victor Borge Quotes
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Famous Victor Borge Quotations
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Victor Borge ( January 3, 1909 - December 23, 2000) was a Danish-American humorist, entertainer and pianist, affectionately known as the Clown Prince of Denmark and the Great Dane
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- Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
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- Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
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- I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
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- Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
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- Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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- Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
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- The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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- The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.
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- When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
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