W. C. Fields

United States comedian and film actor (1880-1946)

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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.Rate it:
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.Rate it:
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.Rate it:
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.Rate it:
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.Rate it:
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.Rate it:
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.Rate it:
I never vote for anyone I always vote against.Rate it:
I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.Rate it:
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.Rate it:
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.Rate it:
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.Rate it:
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.Rate it:
My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?Rate it:
Never give a sucker an even break.Rate it:
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.Rate it:
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.Rate it:
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.Rate it:
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.Rate it:
Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.Rate it:
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.Rate it:
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.Rate it:

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