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United States comedian and film actor (1880-1946)

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. W. C. Fields »
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. W. C. Fields »
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. W. C. Fields »
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy. W. C. Fields »
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. W. C. Fields »
I never vote for anyone I always vote against. W. C. Fields »
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. W. C. Fields »
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. W. C. Fields »
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields »
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. W. C. Fields »
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields »
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. W. C. Fields »

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