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Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again.
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

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