Have you ever used Diet Shampoo before? It's for people with Fat Heads.
– Tom Zegan
Question for the Family Feud game show: "Name something that you can't say on TV.
Character in a saint means the disposition of Jesus Christ persistently manifested.
– Oswald Chambers
Holiness, not happiness, is the chief end of man.
Earnestness is not by any means everything; it is very often a subtle form of pious pride because it is obsessed with the method and not with the Master.
Faith is deliberate confidence in the character of God whose ways you may not understand at the time.
A good book, in the language of the book-sellers, is a salable one; in that of the curious, a scarce one; in that of men of sense, a useful and instructive one.
We say, sorrow, disaster, calamity. God says, chastening and it sounds sweet to him though it is a discord to our ears. Don't faint when you are rebuked, and don't despise the chastening of the Lord. In your patience possess your souls.
We look upon the enemy of our souls as a conquered foe, so he is, but only to God, not to us.
When it is a question of God's almighty Spirit, never say, I can't.
Books are standing counselors and preachers, always at hand, and always disinterested; having this advantage over oral instructors, that they are ready to repeat their lesson as often as we please.
The dearest friend on earth is a mere shadow compared to Jesus Christ.
You don’t have to be the brightest bulb in the house; when the darkness comes, you will be 100 watt.
– Vikrant Parsai
You can’t live the future until it becomes the present.
Work is anything you don’t like to do.
Why is it OK to kiss someone in the mouth but not OK to drink from the water bottle?
Whatever it is you would like to achieve needs a beginning; why not start today?
Usually the only time you will say something wrong is at the end of the conversation which means you have talked too long.
Trusting God is something we do in the same manner as reading instructions; when everything else fails.
To err is human; to forgive takes time.
The only time you don’t have a chance is when you don’t take a chance.
The only thing money won’t buy is an item which is not for sale.
Take what life gives you if there is no more than a second chance.
Students should always be reminded that the best days for studying are days that end with the letter Y.
Stop talking the moment when you find that you are not being heard.