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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
– Tommy Cooper
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
– Steven Wright
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you'
– Steven Wright
Last night's homer was Willie Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.
– Jerry Coleman
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
– W. C. Fields
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
– Steven Wright
Last, but by no means least, courage-moral courage, the courage of one's convictions, the courage to see things through. The world ;is in a constant conspiracy against the brave. It's the age-old struggle-the roar of the crowd on one side and the voice of your ;conscience on the other.
– Douglas MacArthur
Lat Love me faithfullySee how I am faithfulWith all my heartAnd all my soulI am with youThough I am far away.
– Anonymous
Lat., Now I know what love is.
– Virgil
Late have I loved thee oh beauty so ancient yet so new
– Saint Augustine
Lately... Americans have begun to understand that trouble does not start somewhere on the other side of town. It seems to originate inside the absolute middle of the homemade cherry pie. In our history, the state has failed to respond to the weak. You could be white, male, Presbyterian and heterosexual besides, but if you get fired or if you get sick tomorrow, you might as well be Black, for all the state will want to hear from you.
– June Jordan
Lately..... all a girl desires from a guy is a GOOD SOUL(Standard of Ur Living)!!!!!
– Siddharth Astir
Latent in every man is a venom of amazing bitterness, a black resentment; something that curses and loathes life, a feeling of being trapped, of having trusted and been fooled, of being the helpless prey of impotent rage, blind surrender, the victim of a savage, ruthless power that gives and takes away, enlists a man, and crowning injury inflicts upon him the humiliation of feeling sorry for himself.
– Paul Valéry
Latet anguis in herba. (There's a snake hidden in the grass)
– Virgil
Latin A sword never kills anybody it is a tool in the killer's hand.
– Seneca
Laugh and the world laughs with you Weep, and you weep alone For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, But has trouble enough of its own.
– Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
– Anthony Burgess
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
– J. M. Linsner
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
– Unknown
Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep and you weep alone;
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,
but has trouble enough of its own.

– Ella Wheeler
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
– Elsa Maxwell
Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory.
– Alan Alda
Laugh Hard, Inhale Slowly, Think Often, Love Alway's!
– Timothy Tisdale
Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone.
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,
But has trouble enough of its own.

– Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
– Cullen Hightower

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