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Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
– J.B. PriestleyRate it:
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what's in it.
– Kenneth Hartley BlanchardRate it:
Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements.
– Kathy MohnkeRate it:
Marriage is like wine. It is not properly judged until the second glass.
– Douglas William JerroldRate it:
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
– Hoshang N. AkhtarRate it:
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
– Dr. Joyce BrothersRate it:
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
– Calvin TrillinRate it:
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
– B. A. BillingslyRate it:
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
– George Bernard ShawRate it:
Marriage is something women do when they forget what their mother went through.
– Vikrant ParsaiRate it:
Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.
– Louis K. AnspacherRate it:
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden NashRate it:
Marriage is the best compromise between nature and culture.
– Thiruman ArchunanRate it:
Marriage is the golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity.
– Kahlil GibranRate it:
Marriage is the most expensive way to get your laundry done for free.
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Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
– VoltaireRate it:
Marriage is the union of disparate elements. Male and female. Yin and yang. Proton and electron. What are we talking about here Nothing less than the very tension that binds the universe. You see, when we look at marriage, people, we're are looking at creation itself. I am the sky, says the Hindu bridegroom to the bride. You are the earth. We are sky and earth united.... You are my husband. You are my wife. My feet shall run because of you. My feet shall dance because of you. My heart shall beat because of you. My eyes see because of you. My mind thinks because of you and I shall love because of you.
– Andrew SchneiderRate it:
Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions.
– Leon BotsteinRate it:
Marriage love, honor, and negotiate.
– Joe MooreRate it:
Marriage means expectations and expectations mean conflict.
– Paxton BlairRate it:
Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything familiarity.
– Honore' de BalzacRate it:
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so jointed that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
– Logan Pearsall SmithRate it:
Marriage should be a duet -- when one sings, the other claps.
– Joe MurrayRate it:
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you wouldn't need if you had stayed single.
– Jimmy TownsendRate it:
Marriage. It's a hard term to define. Especially for me--I've ducked it like root canal. Still there's no denying the fact that marriage ranks right up there with birth and death as one of the three biggies in the human safari. It's the only one though that we'll celebrate with a conscious awareness. Very few of you remember your arrival and even fewer of you will attend your own funeral.
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