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You know that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
– W. Somerset Maugham
You know war has already decided to invite us before we think of giving it our invitation card.
– Vikrant Parsai
You know what charm is a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
– Albert Camus
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
– Albert Camus, La Chute (The Fall),1956
You know what I say to people when I hear they're writing an anti-war book?… I say, "why don't you write an anti-glacier book instead?"
What he meant, of course, was that there would always be wars, that they were as easy to stop as glaciers. I believe that, too.

– Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughter-House 5
You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don't ask me why, but it works.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to a flea Getting caught inside a watch somehow. You don't even care, do you.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You know what's interesting about Washington It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature.
– George W. Bush
You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests Just a big bag of blood.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You know when people are stupid, it frustrates me.
– Julia Roberts, on Oprah, 11/18/03
You know when you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend.
– Paul Sweeney
You know who has tenure? The pope has tenure. The Queen of England has tenure. So does Fidel and the communists - because they represent the people, of course (scoff). Federal judges have tenure as well - no federal judge has ever successfully been removed. And then there's the college professors. Me. How do you like that?
– Ira Carmen
You know whom you love, but you can’t know who loves you.
– Vikrant Parsai
You know why there's a Second Amendment In case the government fails to follow the first one.
– Rush Limbaugh
You know you are old when you discover that your children are learning in history class what you studied in current events.
– Vikrant Parsai
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
– George Burns
You know you're over it .... if you don't need to laugh it off and still have a smile on your face.
– Siddharth Astir
You know your child is growing up when he starts looking at girls the same way he used to look at dessert.
– Vikrant Parsai
You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.
– Trey and Matt Stone Parker
You know, I've got a plan that could rescue Apple. I can't say any more than that it's the perfect product and the perfect strategy for Apple. But nobody there will listen to me.
– Steve Jobs
You know, it was only a generation ago that actors couldn't be buried in the churchyard.
– Ronald Reagan
You know, I’ve always wanted to ask one of these guys a question and really corner them and get them to answer a question for once instead of tap dancing around it. And unfortunately I asked the question, but I still got a tap dance. Almost as good as Sammy Davis Jr.
– Samuel J. Wurzelbacher
You know, my faith is one that admits some doubt.
– Barack Obama

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