I'm supposed to pretend I'm Swifty Morgan? Goodbye!
They're willing to pay.
One thousand dollars. We'll split it fifty-fifty. That means four hundred for you.
That seems fair. But I think that...
No, no you don't. That's part of the deal. I do the thinking, you stand around and look tough.
You know, I may not have too much of a chance with Swifty Morgan. But suppose I down him?
Well, suppose you don't? And the odds are a thousand to one you won't. Well, you'll just end up an unknown character under a wooden cross on Boot Hill.
Well, everybody winds up dead sooner or later.
Well, the smart ones try to postpone it as long as possible.
Patience, you got to stop shooting at people. You know something? If you wasn't such a terrible shot, there wouldn't be a young man alive in all of Purgatory. I heard you shot at Elmer Price in the lobby of the hotel yesterday evening.
Well, he asked me to marry him!
You think that's reason enough to shoot at a man?
Share your thoughts on Support Your Local Gunfighter's quotes with the community:
Use the citation below to add this movie page to your bibliography:
"Support Your Local Gunfighter Quotes." Quotes.net. STANDS4 LLC, 2014. Web. 22 Oct. 2014. <http://www.quotes.net/movies/Support Your Local Gunfighter>.