Their First Mistake 
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Stanley: I'm not as dumb as you look.
Oliver: What are you putting that cotton in your ears for?
Stanley: If I make a noise, I won't be able to hear it.
Ollie: What did you strike that match for?
Stan: I wanted to see if the light switch was off.
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