Twice Upon a Time 
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Greensleeves: Happy as rats they are. They tap dance not, neither do they fart.
Fairy Godmother: Call me F.G.M. I hate excess verbiage.
Flora: Uncle Greenie, where are you?
Greensleeves: Under the door, ya twit!
Rod Rescueman: That's a pretty stupid place to be when people are knocking doors down!
Scuzzbopper: I'm through with nightmare scripts! I'm starting work on The Great Amurkian Novel! Pulitzer Prize, here I come!
Botch: How did this happen?! Where were you, watching reruns again?! I don't wanna hear excuses! She'll be back; The Murkworks is in her blood, her sap, her plasma, or whatever she has!
Ralph: "Ok,ok. I'm scared; it's official."
Ralph: "I got a duck?"