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Rob: This is the Governor's wife!
Deke Halliday: You mean she's not the hooker?
Baxter Thwaites: I told you not to wear those heels, darling.
Miguel: Under British law, singing badly is not a crime.
Baxter Thwaites: How can we maintain decorum if our spiritual leader is trying to put his hand up Miss Cascara's skirt?
Delores: You prefer he put his hand up my skirt?
Baxter Thwaites: Ar least you're used to it. You won't scream.
Baxter Thwaites: From there you can return to Cuba.
Prime Minister: There was only one Gandhi. One anorexic little looney in a loin cloth and we lost an entire subcontinent.
Garfield: Hey, you spoke, man.
Delgardo: I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with "bomb".
Baxter Thwaites: Are you two hiding, or committing an unnatural act?
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