So you see, I got this chick back at my apartment, right. She thinks I'm her best friends brother.
Why the fuck does she think that?
Because I told her I was. It was the only way she'd come home with me.
Do you even know her best friend?
Of course not, I never know their best friend, but if they believe I know their best friends, then I'm like... Safe.
What the fuck you mean safe?
Safe, you know, it's like she wants to know you have something in common before she lets you in. It's kinda like the college connection. When you meet a chick from college she automatically feels comfortable lettin you nail her. She thinks that you have this common bond all because you go to the same school. All of the sudden,(snaps fingers), SAFE.