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Deric's mother: Ten minutes of this rain will do more good in half an hour than a fortnight of ordinary rain would do in a month.
Deric's mother: Hello Lawrence.
Deric: It's Kenneth.
Deric's mother: Oh, I knew it was something of Arabia.
Joan: What are you smoking, lad?
Deric Longden: Three Nuns.
Joan: Well I think one of them's just farted. Put it out, Deric. Never fools anyone, anyway.