Please familiarize and observe the rules while in Fun World. No running, no jumping, no yelling, no cutting in line, no grumbling, no stealing. That means you. No breaking things and putting them back like nothing happened. No sad faces, bad attitudes, introspective moments, irritation at the mindless happiness of the masses, and no littering. Is that clear? Enjoy your stay.
Your mama's so old, she older than your grandmama.
Your mama's so fat, she on both sides of the family.
Your mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Your mama's so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.
Your mama's so country, she got in an elevator, thought it was a mobile home.