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Kyle: We're NOT pirates. We just dress like them.
Gwen: I feel like a turnstile at the White Party!
Marc: Bye, Gwen
Caleb: Bye, Gwen
Gwen: Bi... sexual
Caleb: I'm gonna circumcise your f***ing neck!
Gwen: Who needs friends who won't f*** friends?
Joey: You're not being very positive about this?
Gwen: I couldn't be any more positive if I were gang raped in a repository bin at the needle exchange.
Kyle: Men around here are like day old donuts, I mean I eat them because they're there, but I don't want to invest anything in them.
Caleb: Are you looking fo Mr. Right Now?
Kyle: Please. I'll settle Mr. Five Minutes Ago.
Tiffani: My titties didn't occur to you? Look at them! They occur to every man I meet!
Gwen: If you've never tricked with a chick, are you sure you pick dick?
Caleb: Don't take it personally.
Tiffani: I am a person, how else am I supposed to take it.
Marc: When he's around, my heart beats like a trailer park husband.
Gwen: That is so gay. And I mean all three definitions.
Jamie: You're a reality show without a camera crew.
Gwen: Put him on the phone, let me get the balls rolling.
Gwen: Joey! Just remember, every time you suck a dick! Every time you poke some boy in the brown eye! Remember, you've eaten pussy. You ate pussy and you liked it!
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