Brothers act like they couldn't have been slaves back 200 years ago. It's like the motherfuckers LIKED that shit. "I whish I was a slave, I would fuck somebody up! Shit, tell ME to bale some motherfucking cotton! I would been on the street and shit, would've come up and say, "Ay, yo, nigger, bale this cotton!" I would say, "Suck my DICK, massa!""
I was kind of worried about going to Hollywood for the first time, you know. I was afraid I'd get out here and find out Mr. T was a faggot. It'd be like
Hey boy, hey boy! Lookin' mighty good in them jeans. Come over here and fuck me in the ass! Grrr! Grr! Don't stop or I'll clench up my butt cheeks and rip off your dick!
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